Deja Vu
Thursday, June 17, 2010
I have to get this out of my head.
From a long time . I don't know when I have developed a habit of starting a video replay( in my mind) of the sequences that happened in my life. They generally tend to on a range of subjects:
One of the joke you cracked.You know the kind which you think are really brilliant but no one else seems to concur .
Or
Memories of the night outs you had with your friends where you laughed so hard that you had tears in your eyes.
But recently I seem to be having a different kind of video replay the one which make you cringe and shout "WTF ?" out loud.
And these replays seem to be happening at weird places. Like when you are sitting in a wedding looking at what the bride and groom are doing on the stage. And suddenly you have a video replay and you go WTF ?
And then you feel the stares of people around you , of the 80 kg aunty who is trying to shield her little kid from seeing you while giving you a stare. Or the uncle who gives u a ye-aaj-kal-ke-laude stare! Or on a traffic signal when you have another embarrassing video flash and you go WTF ? and the girl sitting a little to close to her boyfriend on the next bike gives u a look more wooden than Kangana Ranaut.
I don't know if this happens to everyone but I am going to try to find out such incidences by searching some blogs.
In the mean time here is a WTF incident which happened to me during my college days:
So I was late to a lecture and I came running into the department block and ran towards the stairs to get into the class on the second floor , as I reached the end of the pathway and turned right to climb up the stairs , I saw on of the girls from another section , since she was blocked by the wall I couldn't see her earlier and was a bit startled to see someone in my path, I lost my footing on the first step and started to fall, and I was heading straight toward the oncoming girl as if I would give her a hug.. I lost footing again and fell a bit more .. now I was in a position to knock her in her mid riff like a rugby tackle.. then i slipped again and was now aimed at hitting her knees . Finally I did manage to get my balance by taking the support of the stairs and when I stopped I was a few centimeters from touching my head on her feet as one does in a mandir. Then there was a moment of silence when I couldnt think of what to say .. The people around were trying to comprehend what had happened and the girl was scared as hell. It was one of the most embarrassing silences which when ever it comes before my mind I go WTF.
Its amazing how toung tied you feel at that moment , I just hope I could have said something to the girl , I hope I could have said those 3 words to her the ever so powerfull words "Jai Mata di"
- Tsamina mina e e Tsamina mina eee ee Tsamina mina Waka Waka . This time for Africa.
From a long time . I don't know when I have developed a habit of starting a video replay( in my mind) of the sequences that happened in my life. They generally tend to on a range of subjects:
One of the joke you cracked.You know the kind which you think are really brilliant but no one else seems to concur .
Or
Memories of the night outs you had with your friends where you laughed so hard that you had tears in your eyes.
But recently I seem to be having a different kind of video replay the one which make you cringe and shout "WTF ?" out loud.
And these replays seem to be happening at weird places. Like when you are sitting in a wedding looking at what the bride and groom are doing on the stage. And suddenly you have a video replay and you go WTF ?
And then you feel the stares of people around you , of the 80 kg aunty who is trying to shield her little kid from seeing you while giving you a stare. Or the uncle who gives u a ye-aaj-kal-ke-laude stare! Or on a traffic signal when you have another embarrassing video flash and you go WTF ? and the girl sitting a little to close to her boyfriend on the next bike gives u a look more wooden than Kangana Ranaut.
I don't know if this happens to everyone but I am going to try to find out such incidences by searching some blogs.
In the mean time here is a WTF incident which happened to me during my college days:
So I was late to a lecture and I came running into the department block and ran towards the stairs to get into the class on the second floor , as I reached the end of the pathway and turned right to climb up the stairs , I saw on of the girls from another section , since she was blocked by the wall I couldn't see her earlier and was a bit startled to see someone in my path, I lost my footing on the first step and started to fall, and I was heading straight toward the oncoming girl as if I would give her a hug.. I lost footing again and fell a bit more .. now I was in a position to knock her in her mid riff like a rugby tackle.. then i slipped again and was now aimed at hitting her knees . Finally I did manage to get my balance by taking the support of the stairs and when I stopped I was a few centimeters from touching my head on her feet as one does in a mandir. Then there was a moment of silence when I couldnt think of what to say .. The people around were trying to comprehend what had happened and the girl was scared as hell. It was one of the most embarrassing silences which when ever it comes before my mind I go WTF.
Its amazing how toung tied you feel at that moment , I just hope I could have said something to the girl , I hope I could have said those 3 words to her the ever so powerfull words "Jai Mata di"
- Tsamina mina e e Tsamina mina eee ee Tsamina mina Waka Waka . This time for Africa.
Dude..when are we seeing next blog???